FAKE IT TILL U MAKE IT >>

In every persons life, there are moments when things dont go according to plan and something truly disappointing happens. Perhaps you dont get the LOVE that you assumed was yours, and that other person never bothers to, or u recieve a surprisingly critical review when you thought you were a stellar performer.
When faced with these disappointments, its tempting to feel hurt, angry, bettrayed and disgusted. you may get depressed, feel deflated and put your head in the sand. Or, you may react by mouthing off, erupting at others........ damn dont think me to be a sage or something ..> its juz that i sail in a same boat and felt like sharing with you about what i try and do when i am facing 'just' this.
I .. > I think about the sponges!! amazing stuff that i derive motivation from,only for its strength to absorb the water but when u squeze it, it becomes as dry as it was.. just like that i think myself to be a sponge that wont stop from absorbing it but once i squeze it everything is offf .. .funny? but..!
preety tufff but then u anyway got to squeze it .. n i do it by faking it until i make it-- acting as if i am okey and heading towards greater things. Dress as if i care about myself, talk as if i belive in future, and put myself in the company who see me in the same light. but then fake it .. just lik the sun ... it has to come out every single day... if it feels lik or otherwise but just fake it...

SUCCESS IS 'S'EXY

'S' is been the most facinating word in everyonez lyf .. every1z ..!!
'S'ixers for cricketers
'S'kooool ... ..
'S'uperb for Performance n ...... can it be 'S' for Shadi ...??..
or in short to account all the above 'S' for Sucess and thats how it (s)tand(s) tall for sexy....
oh 'S' in inverted " " ya !!?people might think it to be -- WHT do i mean by this ???
but .... guys when we have been using it in every aspects like sexy dress! .. sexy movie! .. dude such a sexy paper after exams! .. sexy designs! .. or sex gadgets and a sexy ....??? what>>> keep filling in .. ;0)
For me success has alwayz been sexy ... and very reason being by expeience when i was awarded as sportsman of the year award in my school by kiran moore and felt it to be really sexy in walking all around the school and being looked upto ... arey bhai bhavnao ko samjo ..! and since then success as always been apealing to me this way ..

expecting the expected

A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,I left early to go shopping. Love You!"So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,eating. He asks, "Son,what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".Confused,he asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!

"His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,"Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"


Moral--
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS