expecting the expected

A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,I left early to go shopping. Love You!"So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,eating. He asks, "Son,what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".Confused,he asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!

"His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,"Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"


Moral--
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS

Ups & Downs of LYF

Can you imagine a roller coaster running on straight tracks? So is life, it does come with ups and downs, lately i have realised it and have accepted this fact.

Like you, i too always wish to stand out of crowd and to prove it right, what i do is to learn from my experiences and so here i am eager to tell you what i have learnt from my ups and downs of life.

There are various types of 'DOWNS' i have faced in life
> 'downs' that had caused of 'natural'- which i have learnt to FACE in life.
> 'downs' that had caused by my own 'mistakes'- which i have 'accepted' with 'grace'.
> But 'downs' which had caused by 'others' for no fault of mine caused me lot of anguish & pain- which, which i suffered in 'silence'.

And UPS? which i have plenty to talk about.
> 'ups' which i got as a matter of 'birth' for which i did not much sweat- for this i sincerly bow to thank the almighty.
> 'ups' that crossed my path by 'luck'- whch i plucked as if a b'ful girl offered me flowers.
> 'ups' that aree result of my 'croocked' ways - which i 'lost' anyway.
> But 'ups' that are 'fruits' of my labour are 'the' sources of happiness forever i savour. and this is how i enjoy my roller coaster.

Why 'Magnet'ics

I had to come up with dis blog was only because i wanted to answer my friend's question that Why my blog titled 'magnet'ics ?


The answer simply lies in his question itself. what is that made him ask? why was he magnetised with the title?

Magent is one such word that has ruled my life for its tremoundous power to attract .. beacause the fact is every induvidual wants to attract what ever it likes .. be it an opposite sex, or money, or a job, recognition, fame.... and if it fails to attract thn it gets attracted to it .. thtz what most do start running behind >> run 4 money, run 4 freedom, run 4 RUN (athletes) lol .... etc etc ..


I had another option that is gravity, now but gravity was more of a dominating word unlike magnet which is something minute but with great power,just like the simplest smile in comparision with big laugh. which is more magical ?? smile?? :0)

After reading this i guess u would search for magnets that you use to play with >> now isn't that called ATTRACTION???????

Way of life

It seems Language was created for Mens deep need to complain.
and it holds to true to many of us.
How do one compalin for the bad road that they travelling and engage their mind on such not so useful things and forgeting that journey of life that he/she is not a mum-pune express highway.

One such story about Idaho potato farmers who used to follow a method of sorting potatoes according to size-big, medium, small only to get maximum dollar. But one farmer never bothered to sort the potatoes at all. Yet he seemed to be making the most money. Puzzled farmers finally asked him, "what is your secret?" He said, "Its simple. I just load up the truck with potatoes and take the roughest road to town while you all take the shortest. Now during the 8mile trip, the little potatoes always fall to the bottom, the medium potatoes land in the middle, while the big potatoes "RISE" on the top.

Thats not only true of potatoes. it is a law of life. People are like potatoes- When the roads are rough, the tough rise to the occasion. They win. They survive. They come out of the top!
Now you decide to be little pottatoes or medium or the tough ones, accepting the fact that journey of life being always rough.